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Greg Demotivational Poster

MONTREAL CANADIANS - I don't care how good you are, everyone still hates you

TAGS: hockey greg montreal canadians suck sports
Rating: 2.42/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:35 am
The kid is sitting by himself, because he farted. Canadians aren't as tolerant of fart smells, as USA citizens seem to be.
Clint_S - October 31, 2008, 5:47 pm
Canadiens? who cares? I am surprised there are still that many Leaf fans.
Narutarded - October 8, 2008, 9:39 pm
Sorry Amanda, but Jungie's right. My cousin lives in Montreal and he's a big fan of the Canadiens.
Amanda - October 8, 2008, 9:20 pm
It's spelt Canadians. Jungie you fail.
Brian - September 13, 2008, 2:17 am
a citizen of Canada is a Canadian the NHL team in Montreal is the Canadiens.
1917 - September 13, 2008, 1:17 am
Are you sure?
Jungie - June 12, 2008, 11:53 pm
Spelling fail! It's Canadiens.


TAGS: slayer greg gutfeld nickelback sucks
Rating: 4.04/5

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rudeboy308 - July 8, 2011, 6:18 pm
Thanks. It's from his intro to his "Red Eye" interview of guitarist Kerry King. I've been a fan ever since high school in the late 80's.
zdanny - July 7, 2011, 11:09 pm
100% Agreed

FITNESS - American style

TAGS: fitness greg american america fat
Rating: 2.76/5

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pro - November 13, 2008, 12:20 pm
No, it's not a real photo. It was stolen from Photoshop Phriday over on somethingawful.com.
Scorpio - November 13, 2008, 8:32 am
The ADA (Americans with Disabiolities Act) requires that all businesses be "handicap accessible," and that includes athletic clubs. This is probably a real photo, and not shoppped.
x - July 19, 2008, 11:52 pm
and the fat just keeps on comming
nice - June 5, 2008, 7:53 am

POKER FACE - glasses don't always help.....

STRING THEORY - As explained by Ewan McGregor.

SLOW CHILDREN - You still can't hunt them

TAGS: greg hunt hunting slow children funny sign sports celebrity kill
Rating: 2.85/5

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Max - May 23, 2008, 9:38 pm
I have a permit that proves you wrong. :D

I'M OLD GREG - Please to meet ya.

TAGS: old greg
Rating: 1.94/5

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Spelling Nazi - March 11, 2009, 6:38 pm
Would you like some Bailey's?

GREG KINNEAR - Take off your top and he'll Kill you


TAGS: life time happiness celeb briatore gregoraci
Rating: 2.86/5

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kelry - August 2, 2009, 2:10 pm
that's flavio briatore..boss of the F1 renault team
TheTrashHeap - July 4, 2009, 2:39 pm
Maybe it's true love! She loves his wisdom and maturity and he loves her youthful playfulness. That or she's a HO!
BriaHere - July 4, 2009, 2:36 pm
No amount of money is worth touching that saggy bag of wrinkles.
jason dinalt - July 4, 2009, 9:28 am
I was thinking maybe he is her dad, then I saw where his hand is......... oh well, hes not the first rich old bastard to have a young bitch

DESTINY - Some were born to rock

TAGS: greg baby destiny rock
Rating: 2.51/5

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lol - February 5, 2009, 7:03 pm
Thats gold, so wish i had one like that.
BANJAXED - August 31, 2008, 10:08 pm
Buy this little tyke an AC/DC CD
Redfield - July 12, 2008, 8:11 pm
luckiest parents ever...m/
TigerKid - June 30, 2008, 5:17 pm
We salute you.
Eric D. - June 30, 2008, 1:44 am
Andres - May 8, 2008, 11:27 am
KDP3 - May 4, 2008, 3:38 am
Roamer - May 3, 2008, 9:31 pm
That will be MY son/daughter...I hope


ELEPHANTS - They'll eat you

TAGS: greg elephant animal eat you sport die hurt pain
Rating: 1.83/5

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douchebag mcgee - May 30, 2009, 12:06 am
Mark - March 24, 2009, 10:56 pm
Thanks Timmy. That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me. Your lack of fear regarding Porcelina and the Satanic nuns is impressive. They may take that into account when they meet to determine your fate. Good Luck Bucko.
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 8:05 pm
I'm glad to see you're alive, Mark. By the way, in case you and the rest of the motifake community haven't noticed, I'm only affected by REAL things. So your little satanic nuns can't do a thing until they start existing. Oh, my mom is fine.
Mark - March 24, 2009, 4:57 pm
Dr. Timmy - You're going to make me jealous if you start making derogatory (I'll wait while you look it up) comments to others. Porcelina is likely to have her Satanic Nuns put a spell on you and make your pee pee fall off. How's your Mom doing?
LogicDude - March 24, 2009, 4:20 pm
Dr. Rank - March 24, 2009, 4:10 pm
I see LogicDude isn't having much luck giving Porcelina a bath.

Get off that high horse! -

TAGS: gregdaly horse
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - July 5, 2013, 11:12 pm
Ditto what Donkeylove - I mean monkeylove - just posted! Keep these hits a comin' will ya?
5150monkeylove - July 5, 2013, 9:39 pm
Hell of a debut!!!!!!!!!

MAFIA - Don't hit them They'll hit you

SEGREGATION - It's not always a bad thing.

TAGS: hippies segregation
Rating: 1.5/5

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culos - February 2, 2010, 5:09 am
In my day I was a Hippie, don't remember having that much anal sex, but maybe that's because of the drugs....ONE L, stupid borderline racist poster.
rerun - February 1, 2010, 8:00 pm

GS - Thanks for stating this as diplomatically as you did
GreyScorpion - February 1, 2010, 7:24 pm
The ONLY time segregation is not bad thing, is when we segregate QUALITY over QUANTITY, so TokinFire, which door are you going to walk through??


OBI-WAN KENOBI HOLDING YARN - Your argument is invalid.

HONESTY - it's the best policy

TAGS: showgirls ugly greg honesty girl
Rating: 2.19/5

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Scorpio7 - November 13, 2008, 8:29 am
The place IS in Las Vegas, at 3247 Industrial Road, and their website is at www.dejavu.com
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 17, 2008, 10:55 pm
I want to know if the ugly ones are cheaper, or at least pro rated based on amount of ugly.
Nayyvee guy - August 17, 2008, 7:09 am
Any where there is a Deja Vu they have that sign... Seen one just like it in vegas.
Wired - June 25, 2008, 9:28 pm
I swear... it was Clinton!
Max - June 15, 2008, 7:50 pm
Was she one of the 50?
DonsFTW - May 27, 2008, 2:34 am
Heh, good preemptive Your Mom joke. I got a good chuckle from it.
dons - May 27, 2008, 1:28 am
this is a picture of a strip club in Lakewood, WA near Ft Lewis and McChord AFB. I grew up in the area, and it brings back some good memories. and no, my mom wasn't one of the 3!



UGLY MOTHER F***** - Pleased to meet 'cha!

TAGS: old greg
Rating: 2.62/5

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Stan - December 19, 2009, 6:49 pm
you've seen my down stairs mix up!
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 6:14 pm
BoneCD - July 21, 2009, 6:09 pm
FTW...someone needs to get a room. ROTF
BriaHere - July 21, 2009, 5:47 pm
Do you love me? Are you playing your love games with me?
Fatt Matt - July 21, 2009, 5:40 pm
I'm Old Greg!

ANNA KOURNIKOVA - the only thing she likes better than tennis is that racket

TAGS: anna kournikova hot sports tennis greg hot girl
Rating: 2.6/5

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aaron - August 18, 2008, 5:12 pm
she is a blonde...lol
Dalek - August 15, 2008, 10:55 am
She never figured out how to use a tennis racket as a tennis racket
bob chin - July 15, 2008, 2:42 pm
Anna Kornholio - And Yes she does like to keep her grip sticky. Everybody knows she's got wicked yeast infections from all the nylon panties.
D4V3 - July 15, 2008, 11:00 am
i'd still hit it
Fletch - June 29, 2008, 3:27 am
Is that even Anna Kournikova?

OLD GREGORY - he's charging his lasers.

TAGS: old gregory not happy chargin his lasers
Rating: 1.86/5

INGENUITY - Sometimes all it takes is a little motivation

GRAFFITI SIGN - It was asking for it

STOP! - no don't!


TAGS: greg baseball mortal combat sports judge slide fight
Rating: 2.16/5

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ozfactor - December 18, 2008, 2:09 am
totally agree
anon - November 9, 2008, 8:20 pm
the spelling ruined the chance for this poster to be great gj asshat
Burn - May 3, 2008, 7:28 pm
Dude, how the hell did you NOT catch that mistake?!

GREG - He is just soo greek!

TAGS: greg woodley
Rating: 1.68/5

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Spelling Nazi - June 27, 2008, 1:40 am
its spelled G-A-Y, you were way off. hahahaha

THE CLOSET - It is such a terrible place to be when all your "medicine" bottles are empty.

child protestors -

TAGS: segregated lunch counter
Rating: 4.33/5

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maoworks2 - January 30, 2015, 5:45 pm
I Remember To GaryO .
GaryO - January 29, 2015, 8:33 am
I remember those days. Love the sign. wait....izzat little Ronnie Howard?


TAGS: mckinney pool party segregation police
Rating: 0/5